Mastering Insanity - Day #1<- That's me. Most people know me by the name of Krameros (peace be with him). I started this blog because a good friend of mine (Ilja) moved to Sydney for 1.5 years and everyone knows that the weather over there sucks in comparison to Holland, so I created this blog to give him some mental support. Ilja went to Australia to study and his adventures can be followed here:
http://masteringsydney.blogspot.com/
Since Ilja is trying to master Sydney in every possible way, I took the challenge upon myself of mastering insanity and giving Ilja some feedback of what is going on here in Amsterdam.
Today (20-02-2009) was a Friday and it was Hermes evening as usual. Once I get some batteries I will upload photo's on a weekly basis, but alas, they have died so only my ugly mug will fill this day's entry.
It was a strange evening. Some people don't seem to understand the ground rules of Kramerosss's (peace be with him) being, so for all people that don't know me, here they are:
1. Krameros does not like babies.
2. Krameros does not like to be hooked up with desperate women.
3. Krameros likes his privacy.
4. Krameros is not gay.
Glad that's out of the way.
As I am not one for long stories I will summarize today in management style:
08:45 - Sat on toilet for 15 minutes (Indonesian shrimps (bali style) got their revenge)).
09:00 - Went to work
09:30 - Fell asleep
18:45 - Woke up
19:00 - Went to the pub
19:45 - Ordered two Hoegaarden
20:00 - Drunk scotsman leaves
20:05 - Discussion about art starts
20:15 - Drunk scotsman returned
20:20 - Discussion about art continues
20:32 - Drunk scotsman leaves again
20:40 - Joakim shows his affection for men
20:47 - Drunk scotsman returns
20:55 - Joakim tries to explain that single women with babies are actually a good catch
20:56 - Krameros laughes in his face (see ground-rule #1)
21:01 - Drunk scotsman leaves
Remainder of the evening: Actually interesting stories but no more options for a one night stand, so I sodded off home, did some exercises and started this blog.
I know. It's crappy, but I'm tired and rather be asleep right now. Next time, pictures and some actual funnies. Whoehahaha. Kramer (peace be with him) out.
Yo dude
BeantwoordenVerwijderenFunny to start your own blog
Why didn't you mention the tragic loss of the love of your life: Angie (the dark clouds did disappear).
Cheers
Dr. Kaboom
I read this beautiful poem that reminded me of her:
BeantwoordenVerwijderenI fucked her standing,
I fucker her lying.
If she had wings,
I'd fuck her flying.
But now she's dead,
but not forgotten.
So I dug her up,
and fucked her rotten.