This entry will contain shocking and mind blowing events. If you have a weak stomach, stop reading -- NOW. I am very serious and am not fooling around. Stop reading or you might end up completely insane like me when you have finished reading the text below.
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Still reading, eh? Ok, suit yourself, don't say I did not warn you.
This entry will be about America's most famous clown: 'Ronald McDonald'. Most people know Ronald as a friendly clown, trying his best to put a lot of excessive fat on children all over the world with his delicious cheese-burgers.
We, Krameros (peace be with him), from the masteringinsanity-blog have seen the darker side of Ronald the Clown though and captured it on film. The McDonald's organization tried to silence us by offering a substantial bribe, but to truly master insanity you must overcome personal benefit and share your knowledge with the rest of the world. So without further delay, here are the pictures that you were NOT supposed to see:
-Ronald McDonald -- The Wife Beater. Direct quote from Ronald: 'If the bitch don't wanna cook cheese-burgers, I'ma slap her silly Dog'.
Although that might look bad, we never anticipated to see Ronald McDonald in a public place, getting a blowjob and just sitting there smiling. It was a good thing our camera-team was there to capture it on film, otherwise we would not have believed it ourselves:
-Ronald McDonald -- Blowjob for a cheese-burger discount-day.
Why did I write and share this amazing piece of text with you? Well, it was because I was inspired by the best song ever written. It is the answer to getting RickRolled online, so feel free to get McRolled (put the volume very loud and put the video on repeat for the best insanity effect (insanity levels reached in the past will not guarantee insanity levels for the future). From the album: Clown for a Lifetime, Burger for a Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q&feature=related
Krameros (peace be with him) -- Out.
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